What NOT to give me for Christmas – A Runner’s List

Dr. Daily from Runner’s World has a great post about holiday gift buying for runners. Along with his good ideas, is a hilarious list of things runners would absolutely NOT want. Check it out.

“Long Run” Simulator Kit, $4

Dr. Daily says: “No time to get in your long run? No problem. Just vigorously apply these specially formulated sheets to underarms, nipples, and crotch area. Your friends will never know the difference.”

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Yoda Mat, $50

Dr. Daily says: “Better than a yoga mat, and it’ll probably see a lot more use. Regret this purchase you will not.”

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Sparklers, $38 per case (288 count)
Dr. Daily says: “Invaluable for running in the dark. That price is for a case of 288, or about enough for one 5-mile run.”

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Check out the FULL LIST Here: http://www.runnersworld.com/fun/dr-dailys-2014-holiday-gift-guide

Quote of the day

“The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today.”

~~Chinese Proverb

Even if you didn’t start your running 20 years ago, you can still start today.

And if you are a 20 year veteran, maybe you can water a nearby sapling.

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